Sloppy makeouts covered in bacon.
holy shit
(Source: junes-boy)
“viv”
“yes, Ben?”
“what are you wearing?”
“a bacon dress”
“what the fuck?”
“hey don’t look at me. your tux is bacon and so is the rest of your house.”
“oh fuck I’m really hungry.”
alright this has some bacon beach party in it kind of except there is nearly no bacon whoops
storytime with a fuckass
in which I write nonsense about characters named Vivian, Ben, and I’ll come up with generic names for other characters I guess.
basically all one-shots, no conclusive storyline, and a way to let out any random ideas slash something to do when bored?

